●● Swimming couple Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice split to "concentrate on swimming": swimming is not that hard ●● ●● Survey reveals that viewing topless photos of Veronicas singer Jess Origliasso does not make their music any better ●● ●● Mike Myers' "The Love Guru" caused hole in Qantas flight, mechanics reveal ●● ●● Sonny Bill Williams does something: it is important ●● ●● Rafael Nadal threatens to take #1 spot from Roger Federer as universe implodes ●● ●● Even Shannon Noll thought that Shannon Noll being featured on This is Your Life was insulting ●● ●● "Anonymous" member kills self after receiving a one star rating on Youtube ●● ●● Man decapitated on Winnipeg Bus: didn't get ahead of that situation ●● ●● Terror Alert: Green Mana ●● ●● Bush launches new attack against contraception after witnessing the miracle of life in trailer parks across the nation ●● ●● Toyota making "Segway" clone "Winglet", were obviously asleep during the year 2001 ●● ●● Paris Hilton displeased with McCain campaign insult: can't believe she was paired up with "that whore Britney" ●● ●● If malt liquor didn't cost thripence in 1930, then I guess I just look plain silly, don't I ●●

Sport


Beijing green-lights sport of suppression for Games

Beijing green-lights sport of suppression for Games

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Gasnier prepares for rugby

Gasnier prepares for rugby “challenge” by being rich, lonely

Mark Gasnier walks out on Dragons to pursue career in walking and clapping.

Dokic to Korzh:

Dokic to Korzh: “I do it for years, you pigdog”

Sensible tennis dad Damir Dokic hits out at half-baked impersonator.