●● Swimming couple Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice split to "concentrate on swimming": swimming is not that hard ●● ●● Survey reveals that viewing topless photos of Veronicas singer Jess Origliasso does not make their music any better ●● ●● Mike Myers' "The Love Guru" caused hole in Qantas flight, mechanics reveal ●● ●● Sonny Bill Williams does something: it is important ●● ●● Rafael Nadal threatens to take #1 spot from Roger Federer as universe implodes ●● ●● Even Shannon Noll thought that Shannon Noll being featured on This is Your Life was insulting ●● ●● "Anonymous" member kills self after receiving a one star rating on Youtube ●● ●● Man decapitated on Winnipeg Bus: didn't get ahead of that situation ●● ●● Terror Alert: Green Mana ●● ●● Bush launches new attack against contraception after witnessing the miracle of life in trailer parks across the nation ●● ●● Toyota making "Segway" clone "Winglet", were obviously asleep during the year 2001 ●● ●● Paris Hilton displeased with McCain campaign insult: can't believe she was paired up with "that whore Britney" ●● ●● If malt liquor didn't cost thripence in 1930, then I guess I just look plain silly, don't I ●●

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White people in crisis mode as Starbucks shrinks

White people in crisis mode as Starbucks shrinks

Starbucks closures lead to mass panic amongst white society.

Tourists flock to whites-only time warp saloon

Tourists flock to whites-only time warp saloon

Racism a novel new idea in a north coast liquor store.

Weekly Wrap: AFL Peace Team

Weekly Wrap: AFL Peace Team

If you’re surprised by this, then I guess I’m doing my job.

Beijing green-lights sport of suppression for Games

Beijing green-lights sport of suppression for Games

This excerpt has been seized by Chinese authorities.

Outgoing Munro angry with Williams, happy with Darfur

Outgoing Munro angry with Williams, happy with Darfur

Nine stalwart Mike Munro thinks Darfur’s just peachy.

Obama

Obama “too skinny to be President”, say fatties

Obama’s lack of lack of fitness an obstacle in US Presidential race.