●● Swimming couple Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice split to "concentrate on swimming": swimming is not that hard ●● ●● Survey reveals that viewing topless photos of Veronicas singer Jess Origliasso does not make their music any better ●● ●● Mike Myers' "The Love Guru" caused hole in Qantas flight, mechanics reveal ●● ●● Sonny Bill Williams does something: it is important ●● ●● Rafael Nadal threatens to take #1 spot from Roger Federer as universe implodes ●● ●● Even Shannon Noll thought that Shannon Noll being featured on This is Your Life was insulting ●● ●● "Anonymous" member kills self after receiving a one star rating on Youtube ●● ●● Man decapitated on Winnipeg Bus: didn't get ahead of that situation ●● ●● Terror Alert: Green Mana ●● ●● Bush launches new attack against contraception after witnessing the miracle of life in trailer parks across the nation ●● ●● Toyota making "Segway" clone "Winglet", were obviously asleep during the year 2001 ●● ●● Paris Hilton displeased with McCain campaign insult: can't believe she was paired up with "that whore Britney" ●● ●● If malt liquor didn't cost thripence in 1930, then I guess I just look plain silly, don't I ●●

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Weekly Wrap: Fallout 3

Weekly Wrap: Fallout 3

This article is rated M15+. It may contain forward thinking.

Gasnier prepares for rugby

Gasnier prepares for rugby “challenge” by being rich, lonely

Mark Gasnier walks out on Dragons to pursue career in walking and clapping.

FNT: Magic Salad Plate gives even the most horrid men hope

FNT: Magic Salad Plate gives even the most horrid men hope

Four’N Twenty’s New Magic Salad Plate: Dignity, + P/H.

ABC reporter voted

ABC reporter voted “worst human alive” by rival broadcasters

Andrew Lloyd voted worst human alive by journalistic peers.

Dokic to Korzh:

Dokic to Korzh: “I do it for years, you pigdog”

Sensible tennis dad Damir Dokic hits out at half-baked impersonator.

Winehouse's desire for crack baby just a misunderstanding

Winehouse’s desire for crack baby just a misunderstanding

Winehouse and Fielder-Civil to breed under pretense of getting wasted.

Parents' angry appeal to Wii-Fit: our son's not fat

Parents’ angry appeal to Wii-Fit: our son’s not fat

Parents of corpulent child accuse a videogame of discriminating against the portly. Irony: delicious.

Weekly Wrap: World Youth Day

Weekly Wrap: World Youth Day

If State Labor kept the annoyance laws, they’d fine themselves out of existence.

Big Brother viewers released into the wild after 8 years of isolation

Big Brother viewers released into the wild after 8 years of isolation

Authorities warn of possible attacks from distressed BB fans.

Coalition threatens to dob as heavyweights quit

Coalition threatens to dob as heavyweights quit

Alexander Downer and Mark Vaile accuse Labor government of being “poopy” — fallout ensues.